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“ vaccinate your fucking kids ”

—    holy shit do you know what year it is (via callmeoutis)

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cliffymikeyy:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

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(Source: daruis, via majestic-oakenboner)

therockyhuntershow:

"I’ve seen blue skies through the tears in my eyes."

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

(via ships-of-fools)

ruinedchildhood:

to make friends

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via and-down-we-go)

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

(via femstatic)

userbar:

my laptop has 5% yet my motivation to get up is still less than my battery life

(Source: userbar, via tightvaginas)

lovepastels:

DSC01584 by teechot on Flickr.

(via floralls)