mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

(via donotcockblock)

paperbackscausemetrauma:

usapotterfan:

presidentboob:

why do we even have wars

how does killing people solve problems

why cant we settle this over uno

you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t

it just makes people dead

have you ever played uno with a fucker who gives you a +4 because let me tell you honey that is going to be the start of ww3 one day

(via youlearntostaystrong)

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

(via cause-crazy-is-perfect)

pulpfanfiction:

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT WAKE UP TO SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE’S SLEEPY SMILE AND GO THROUGH YOUR MORNING ROUTINE WITH THEM

(via cause-crazy-is-perfect)

meggiry:

my patronus is an olive garden breadstick

ohhheck:

its my dream to be in a restraunt eating and hear Chef Ramsey yelling in the kitchen.

(via eeyores--tail)